Joke from freind

  1. Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   S.T.A.C.E.Y
    I love it!!

  4. by   Barb101
    what a laugh thankyou any more
  5. by   Barb101
    A friend emailed me this
    I want to be a bear
    you get to eat heaps over summer in preparation for the winter and noone says anything negative about weight
    you give birth and when your grumpy first thing in the morning it is expected
    the hairy legs are part of the course of being a mommy bear
    you get to swat you cubs when they answer back
    as a mommy bear every one gives you right of way
    Wow who wants to be a bear
  6. by   mom23RN
    Quote from Barb101
    A friend emailed me this
    I want to be a bear
    you get to eat heaps over summer in preparation for the winter and noone says anything negative about weight
    you give birth and when your grumpy first thing in the morning it is expected
    the hairy legs are part of the course of being a mommy bear
    you get to swat you cubs when they answer back
    as a mommy bear every one gives you right of way
    Wow who wants to be a bear
    Me!!! Me!!!! Me!!!!

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