I'm grateful for you crusty old bats - page 10
Nowhere else is it permissible to crack up over a death. Nowhere else are gross things normal. Nowhere else can I vent about a ream of awful prima donna patients without being told I have no compassion. Y'all know who you... Read More
- 2Nov 29, '11 by Esme12, BSN, RN Senior ModeratorThat made my skin crawl!!!!!! All I could think of was "Holy Crap!!"
I remember I used to practictally glue the darn cap on my head and every drunk and baby made everyeffort to remove it several times a shift besides the times it would get tangled in IV tubing, pumps and those damn curtains.....I swore I had bald spots from all the hair pulled out with my cap removal by the local drunks....LOL That was one major plus when we stopped wearing them....
- 4Jan 29 by sharpeimom GuideI'm glad you revived the thread. Let's see... I'm a few years older now, therefore, I must be crustier, tougher, and eat more newbies.
I think we need a crusty ol' bat icon. Maybe something like this?
Plus a cap, cape, and starched or iron undies.
"When I am a crusty ol' bat
I shall wear purple..."
Anyone else old enough to remember that? "When I am an old woman
I shall wear purple.
Jenny Joseph wrote it back in the eighties. I won't quote it here, but it's worth looking up. I did a counted cross stich of it.
- 4Jan 29 by GrnTea, BSN, MSN, RNHow do you guys DO that? I can never make my videos show, just the links, and not those cute little moving icons.
Think I'll go find some tender young thing upon whom to take out my frustrations. Garnished with blueberries. This is because I am a fruit bat. But I can't make the vampire in me go away ....
Last edit by GrnTea on Jan 29 : Reason: trying to make vampire bat disappear....
- 4Jan 30 by uRNmywayWhen exactly does one become a COB? Can someone be a crusty bat without having the DOB to go with it?
Oh, and I want to thank all the Crusty Ones I worked with for not eating me when I was an annoying newb with too many questions. And to the current Ones, I greatly appreciate all your pearls of wisdom :-!