I'm grateful for you crusty old bats I'm grateful for you crusty old bats - pg.6 | allnurses

I'm grateful for you crusty old bats - page 6

Nowhere else is it permissible to crack up over a death. Nowhere else are gross things normal. Nowhere else can I vent about a ream of awful prima donna patients without being told I have no... Read More

  1. Visit  xtxrn profile page
    #65 1
    Quote from SuesquatchRN
    I can;t wear that shirt.

    Why not? Maybe there's a grandfather clause
  2. Visit  xtxrn profile page
    #66 2
    I'm hungry..... anybody else wanna fire up the New-B-Que ????
  3. Visit  sharpeimom profile page
    #67 1
    ...or maybe a grandmother clause?!

    believe it or not, i'm not a contemporary of f.n. now clara barton? maybe....
  4. Visit  JBudd profile page
    #68 2
    [quote=sharpeimom;5930883][i][color=#a5a5a5]8. must wear heavily starched underwear when on duty[quote]

    um, do my iron ones work? 'cause starch is itchy
  5. Visit  sharpeimom profile page
    #69 2
    hmmm... i'm not quite sure. my great aunt fran (according to family legend) wore heavily starched long sleeved uniforms, white hose, cuban heeled oxfords, and undies and cap with starch. starched within an inch of their lives starch. broke on the rare occasions she sat stiffly starched.

    an old bat? fer sure!

    today, ironed would probably make the cut.
  6. Visit  JBudd profile page
    #70 2
    no no, not ironED.... iron! the kind that gets rusty
  7. Visit  diva rn profile page
    #71 2
    Quote from JBudd
    no no, not ironED.... iron! the kind that gets rusty
    Those count for sure...like Old Iron Sides..only Old Iron Bottom...

    and don't forget White Support hose!
  8. Visit  JBudd profile page
    #72 2
    well I have been called a hard "donkey" of a nurse.....
  9. Visit  sharpeimom profile page
    #73 2
    i'm sure they'd count. what about the nickname "ironsides?"
  10. Visit  xtxrn profile page
    #74 0
    What about LeadButt.... I've only known a few of those, and they weren't to the point of evaluating total strangers' veins yet...
  11. Visit  DixieRedHead profile page
    #75 6
    Don't look at me. I like young nurses. Had two for breakfast. Very tasty.
  12. Visit  diva rn profile page
    #76 2
    Quote from DixieRedHead
    Don't look at me. I like young nurses. Had two for breakfast. Very tasty.
    I'm trying to cut down, so one's my limit these days..
  13. Visit  xtxrn profile page
    #77 1
    I like mine grilled, and sliced on a salad ....*slurp*

    *wine

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