I'm grateful for you crusty old bats - page 6

Nowhere else is it permissible to crack up over a death. Nowhere else are gross things normal. Nowhere else can I vent about a ream of awful prima donna patients without being told I have no... Read More

  1. by   xtxrn
    Quote from SuesquatchRN
    I can;t wear that shirt.

    Why not? Maybe there's a grandfather clause
  2. by   xtxrn
    I'm hungry..... anybody else wanna fire up the New-B-Que ????
  3. by   sharpeimom
    ...or maybe a grandmother clause?!

    believe it or not, i'm not a contemporary of f.n. now clara barton? maybe....
  4. by   JBudd
    [quote=sharpeimom;5930883][i][color=#a5a5a5]8. must wear heavily starched underwear when on duty[quote]

    um, do my iron ones work? 'cause starch is itchy
  5. by   sharpeimom
    hmmm... i'm not quite sure. my great aunt fran (according to family legend) wore heavily starched long sleeved uniforms, white hose, cuban heeled oxfords, and undies and cap with starch. starched within an inch of their lives starch. broke on the rare occasions she sat stiffly starched.

    an old bat? fer sure!

    today, ironed would probably make the cut.
  6. by   JBudd
    no no, not ironED.... iron! the kind that gets rusty
  7. by   diva rn
    Quote from JBudd
    no no, not ironED.... iron! the kind that gets rusty
    Those count for sure...like Old Iron Sides..only Old Iron Bottom...

    and don't forget White Support hose!
  8. by   JBudd
    well I have been called a hard "donkey" of a nurse.....
  9. by   sharpeimom
    i'm sure they'd count. what about the nickname "ironsides?"
  10. by   xtxrn
    What about LeadButt.... I've only known a few of those, and they weren't to the point of evaluating total strangers' veins yet...
  11. by   DixieRedHead
    Don't look at me. I like young nurses. Had two for breakfast. Very tasty.
  12. by   diva rn
    Quote from DixieRedHead
    Don't look at me. I like young nurses. Had two for breakfast. Very tasty.
    I'm trying to cut down, so one's my limit these days..
  13. by   xtxrn
    I like mine grilled, and sliced on a salad ....*slurp*

    *wine

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