If you could invent a pill to fix people, what kind would it be? - page 2

As hubs and I were driving through heavy traffic today, another car appears out of nowhere, weaves back and forth across the lanes, cuts off other drivers, and--after all that trouble-- winds up at... Read More

  1. by   prmenrs
    My first response was a cure for testosterone poisoning pill, but.... not an option. Darn.
  2. by   caroladybelle
    Originally posted by Debyanelsworth
    A good manners pill, people just forget how much further a little bit of courtesy can get them. deb
    Not to mention a "common sense" pill
  3. by   itsme
    A "No whining" pill. It would mostly be PRN, but some folks would need it at least q2h to get the whining under control. IM injection form available.
  4. by   canoehead
    A peace pill seems appropriate, but a no- reproduction- without- common- sense pill would do it for me.
  5. by   emily_mom
    Ditto on that reproduction pill! I voted for 'smart pill', hoping that common sense, politeness, educated debate, and resolve for peace would be included in the price....
  6. by   debyan
    Emily_mom, hoping and assuming are just too much alike, so I opt for clarity. When I see on the smart pill bottle that the ingredients include common sense, politeness, educated debate and resolve for peace then I will believe it deb
    Me I took my Smart a** pill this morning.
  7. by   Nurse Ratched
    A "personal responsibility" pill would cure a lot of ills .
  8. by   Flynurse
    I would call it the "Get Real Pill." I think that's self-explanitory!
  9. by   EmeraldNYL
    The honest pill!! I can't stand people who are fake.
  10. by   joe_public
    Learn to drive pill.... the left lane is for passing and me only!
  11. by   bewbew
    'be kind' pill
  12. by   jnette
    A "do unto others as you would have them do unto you"..LITERALLY TAKEN pill.

    This would do away with the need for the peace, happy, etc., etc. pills. It would cover all.
    Just think about it. If we truly did this, it would eliminate the whining, the unhappiness, the ugliness, and all the other ails. The "pill" is there... incorporated in those words... now it's simply a matter of taking it.
  13. by   sjoe
    Permanent sterilization.

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