I Don't Know, Somebody Else, Nobody, and Not Me. - page 2

Throughout my nursing career, I have worked with four nurses who have never taken a day off. These four nurses are named I Don't Know. Somebody Else, Nobody, and Not Me. These four are the hardest... Read More

  1. by   meownsmile
    But what i want to know is did ANY of these people get a raise last year for working so hard? Maybe i should change my name.
    LOL,,
  2. by   nimbex
    AAHHH all of them one shift? Did you sign up for combat pay?

    Maybe we all need to let the air out of the winnebago tires to stop this dysfunctional family from traveling around the country to visit all of us in each of our units

    I think they may have babysat for me at one time... my kids have caught the "not me" virus.
  3. by   JailRN
    Yes, I work with they, I also live with them. But in my house-we also have "Musstabenmabrotha" with us.


    PS mattsmom81 "Who's on first's" daughter is a nurse.
  4. by   rebelwaclause
    Originally posted by JailRN
    Yes, I work with them, I also live with them. But in my house-we also have "Musstabenmabrotha" with us.
    "Musstabenmabrotha"...That's hillarious!
  5. by   Agnus
    Ok, here's my proposal. We put out an APB on all world news networks. We track these guys down and shoot them dead on the spot. Take no prisioners. It's a damn infestation of the planet and we need to get them.

    Of course: Somebody Else will not kill any because, Not Me won't take the first shot because Nobody will be responsible for this, even though I Don't Know started it.
    Last edit by Agnus on Aug 9, '02
  6. by   fedupnurse
    I am going into work tonight. I may just put those names up on the board depending on who I am working with!!
  7. by   rebelwaclause
    Originally posted by Agnus
    Ok, here's my proposal. We put out an APB on all world news networks. We track these guys down and shoot them dead on the spot. Take no prisioners. It's a damn infestation of the planet and we need to get them.

    Of course: Somebody Else will not kill any because, Not Me won't take the first shot because Nobody will be responsible for this, even though I Don't Know started it.
    I'll shoot the sherrif, but somebody else will have to shoot the deputy....(ooo-ooo-oooo!)

    (hehehe)
  8. by   DebsZoo
    originally posted by agnus
    ok, here's my proposal. we put out an apb on all world news networks. we track these guys down and shoot them dead on the spot. take no prisioners. it's a damn infestation of the planet and we need to get them.

    of course: somebody else will not kill any because, not me won't take the first shot because nobody will be responsible for this, even though i don't know started it.
    :chuckle
    :roll
    roflmbo!!
    heehee, i have a bow and arrow, hubby has a shotgun.....and i bet even a pea shooter would do the trick......they're such an elusive bunch.
    maybe, if we lay traps, we can box 'em up, and keep 'em for our use, instead of everyone else, lol
  9. by   live4today
    RNinICU.......that was so funny! Thanks for the laugh.......and AINT IT THE TRUTH!
  10. by   kittyw
    These people live at my place too ...

    My boy just introduced me to a friend of their ... the cat. :chuckle Apparently the cat does just as much stuff as his friends! And I was just wondering who got the crackers all over my couch.
  11. by   KaraLea
    Actually, I think they showed up here a little while ago..."Who is going to Code Greens (agressive patient)? Not me! Who is going to Code Reds (Fire)? Somebody else!" Yesterday there was a Code Blue (anything medically related) and Nobody knew who was supposed to go to this, it was cleared before any of us could figure out just who should go. These guys sure get around don't they?
  12. by   KaraLea
    Since we went smoke free though, ME had shown up too. Who wants to take the garbage out? Me! (this way they can go out and smoke at the same time)
  13. by   Anaclaire
    Love this post! It's precious and true!

    Has anyone else ever noticed that when an actual person's name is mentioned for doing something "questionable", that it's nearly always the name of the person who most recently left their position in the NICU (they move away or take another job somewhere else, etc... basically are no longer around to defend themselves.)? I've seen this happen in the hospitals as well as many other places I worked before becoming a nurse.

    I giggle to myself each time I encounter this... sometimes it may be true, but I think it usually isn't.

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