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Dec 11, 2006 05:47 PM

Happily Addicted to Allnurses.com

by tnbutterfly Staff
Updated Nov 29, 2007 at 01:14 PM by tnbutterfly


(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Addicted to allnurses - dot- com

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Addicted to allnurses - dot - com
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
It's time to find a nursing job for Tom."
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!



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from sirI
Old Dec 11, 2006, 05:56 PM

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That is TOO funny, tn.

hahahahahahahahahaha -
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No. 2
from EricJRN
Old Dec 11, 2006, 06:01 PM

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Wow! Excellent work! Now we have a theme song.
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No. 3
from weetziebat
Old Dec 11, 2006, 06:02 PM

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Yep, know the feeling. Love your song!
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Old Dec 11, 2006, 08:15 PM

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I love it!!!
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No. 5
from JaxiaKiley
Old Dec 11, 2006, 08:34 PM

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Haha, that is greatness!
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from muffie
Old Dec 11, 2006, 08:37 PM

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been there, done that, wrote the book !
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No. 7
from EmerNurse
Old Dec 11, 2006, 09:52 PM

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I'll be humming that all night long!! Well done!
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Old Dec 12, 2006, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by tnbutterfly View Post


(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Addicted to allnurses - dot- com

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Addicted to allnurses - dot - com

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
It's time to find a nursing job for Tom."
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!

How ingenious! I luv it!!!
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No. 9
from CHATSDALE
Old Dec 12, 2006, 04:01 PM

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***YOU BEEN PEEKING INTO MY WINDOW***

maybe i've been reported per family
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