Happily Addicted to Allnurses.com

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Addicted to allnurses - dot- com

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Addicted to allnurses - dot - com

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
It's time to find a nursing job for Tom."
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!