Grossing out my Hubby - page 2
I must confess I don't know why I do this but whenever my husband and I have dinner I decide to share what I thought was funny or interesting and he considers gross, such as a patient with massive... Read More
Jun 13, '02Originally posted by efiebke
Imagine a song about enemas.
TedLast edit by Sleepyeyes on Jun 14, '02
Jun 13, '02I have even had my kids to say MOM...PLEEZE! ...I'm pretty bad about this...as I don't even realize I'm saying anything wrong...unless someone gives me that sick look...
Jun 15, '02Enema drops keep squirting through my spincter
But that doesn't mean my colon will soon be turning red
Diarhhea is not for me, because
I'm never gonna have a BM without a digital
So I just did me some talking to the nurse
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
Sleeping on my am care
Enema squirts keep going through my colon they keep squirting
But there is one thing, I know
the C-diff there to greet me - won't defeat me
It won't be long till a comfort bath
steps up to greet me
Jun 15, '02Originally posted by Sleepyeyes
Ted, it was SOOOO hilarious!!! I saved it....
Happy Laughter, Sleepeyes!