Fear of Zombies - page 4
I have this irrational fear of Zombies. It probably stems from the resident evil video games and movies that I adore... and the silent hill games that I rather enjoy as well... but I am, in fact, afraid of the potential of... Read More
- 1Dec 10, '09 by RNperdiemAlso beware of the help-me-take-deceased pt-to-the-morgue practical joke.
One of our CNA's got into the body bag one very slow night and had the nurses call security to escort the "body" to the dark, remote and locked morgue.
The security guard (her step-brother) got a real scare when she suddenly sat up.
- 0Dec 10, '09 by DogstarLOL -- this thread's a riot! Paroppy's post about the deceased making funny noises reminded me of a family story.
I have an uncle who is a commercial pilot. Many years ago when he was first starting out, he flew little puddle jumper type planes for any sort of charter that came along. One of the first jobs he took was to fly to a small town to pick up the body of a recently deceased gentleman who died during a business trip and bring him home for his funeral. Well, the only place large enough put a body was in the passenger compartment -- there is no cargo hold to speak of -- and the cabin was unpressurized (you can probably see where this is going).
Anyway, it was a stereotypically dark and stormy night when they took off -- just my uncle and the dead guy, who was bagged up & wedged in on top of the seats directly behind him. As he was climbing to altitude, the difference in pressure inside the deceased' lungs and that of the cabin caused the air to start moving out of the body -- right through the larynx. As the corpse began to go, "UUUUUUGGGHHH!!!" my uncle darn near inverted the aircraft before he realized what was happening! After that it was a very long flight, and he kept one eye on the corpse just in case.Last edit by Dogstar on Dec 10, '09 : Reason: grammatical error
- 0Dec 10, '09 by Meriwhen Asst. AdminQuote from LacieROTFLMAOOmg!! I love zombies!!!! Funny as recently University of Florida made national headlines with the addition of a Zombie Invasion Disaster Plan on thier website. It was hilarious but was forced to remove it the same day. Anyway I am attaching the "Plan" for you as maybe you can find some use or revision to suit your needs. I have to say I love your post and the responses. Even my sons who are avid gamers came to read and making suggestions lol.
- 0Quote from Chewie_123My shift developed a Zombie Action Plan (ZAP!!!) during an incredibly rare quiet night last week. My melee weapon if choice was the top of a two hook IV pole. Ranged weapon: O2 tank rocket. The whole thing got disturbingly detailed, really... :uhoh21:
OOH, you could lure them into the room with the O2 tanks, then fire a magnet or two into the room. That'd be sweeeeet. Better yet, stock the MRI room with tanks and switch it on after you fill it with Zs.
Also, read World War Z. Good prep ideas.
- 0Quote from MaxAttackActually, a hard shove directly to the breast can be quite painful. You'd want to use knuckles or the base of your palm, something bony and sharp. My baby is an expert.You're right...I was being slightly sexist and I apologize to all female zombies. Nipple twist?