Disney Culture in Hospitals - page 6

Anyone out there been visited by Disney yet? That's right, Disney. Mickey Mouse was there as well as a couple of other characters.All employees were required to attend the 2 plus hour sessions and... Read More

  1. by   Rnandsoccermom
    Quote from ortess1971
    The REALLY creepy thing is she sits there with a clipboard- I probably have a black mark next to my name stating that I am grumpy in the mornings and don't say good morning in reply...Heh, Heh, if my hospital did the Disney thing I could just claim that I was acting like my favorite dwarf!(funny how most administrators take after Dopey!) I will be at Disney in 9 days and don't have anything against them per se, but they don't belong in hospital administration! Actually I'm feeling creative today so I present to you the 7 Dwarves of Hospital Administration :
    1. Sneaky
    2.Greedy
    3. Lazy
    4. B$#%y
    5. Dopey
    6.Two-Faced
    7.Clueless
    Snow White was let go because, even though she did a fine job for the Dwarves, they had a bottom line to think of..and they heard other princesses would work for less!
    I love this! I would love to write that on my next hospital employee survey!
  2. by   EDValerieRN
    Here is my problem with this thing: My patient is dying. I'm sure as (*)# not walking into his room all chirpy and smiling. Not happening.

    When I am sick, the last thing I want is to hear somebody come in my room all sing-song about how nice of a day it is. I don't care how nice the day is, I just puked. Go away.

    Acting like you work at Disney is, at best, irritating and unprofessional. I'm a grown woman, I don't work at disney because I am a professional. I am not a child, and I will not treat my patients like one (unless they are, in fact, a child). Do me the same favor.
  3. by   Antikigirl
    I heard plans to open a hospital at Disney land...the following attractions are in the works for 2020!

    *Mr Toads Wild Enema Ride
    *Tarzans ER Treehouse
    *Its A Small Ward Afterall
    *Pace mountain
    *Enchanted Administration Castle
    *The Fluid/Electrolye EKG Parade
    *Peter Pan Palative Care
    *Captain Hook's colonoscopy service
    *Thumpers cardiac Unit
    *Kidney Stone Log Ride
    *Trachea of Terror Ride
    *Baloos birthing suites

    And sure to be a big hit:
    *Malificents Med/surge wards "you don't see us 'dragon' our tails!".
    *Plutos orthos "give the dog a bone will ya!"
    *Donalds OB/GYN "he doesn't wear pants...nor do you!"
    *Mickeys Protoclogy (already gloved and only has three small fingers!).
    *Tinker Bell's Substance abuse treatment centers "Tink will manage your 'trips'".
    *Fantasia Face Lifts and Breast Augmentation by Merlin..."where the magic begins!".

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. by   ZASHAGALKA
    Quote from TriageRN_34
    I heard plans to open a hospital at Disney land...the following attractions are in the works for 2020!

    *Mr Toads Wild Enema Ride
    *Tarzans ER Treehouse
    *Its A Small Ward Afterall
    *Pace mountain
    *Enchanted Administration Castle
    *The Fluid/Electrolye EKG Parade
    *Peter Pan Palative Care
    *Captain Hook's colonoscopy service
    *Thumpers cardiac Unit
    *Kidney Stone Log Ride
    *Trachea of Terror Ride
    *Baloos birthing suites

    And sure to be a big hit:
    *Malificents Med/surge wards "you don't see us 'dragon' our tails!".
    *Plutos orthos "give the dog a bone will ya!"
    *Donalds OB/GYN "he doesn't wear pants...nor do you!"
    *Mickeys Protoclogy (already gloved and only has three small fingers!).
    *Tinker Bell's Substance abuse treatment centers "Tink will manage your 'trips'".
    *Fantasia Face Lifts and Breast Augmentation by Merlin..."where the magic begins!".

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    See, I believe I said much earlier in this thread that, for us incorrigible types, this concept is simply the wrong tool to use against us. It's pure putty in our hands. Or rather, maybe pixie dust. . .

    I will never think about mickey and his darned gloved hand the same again. Gee, thanks.

    ~faith,
    Timothy.
  5. by   Spritenurse1210
    :lol_hitti
  6. by   chadash
    This discussion is making me disney, I meeeean, dizzy......
    (my philosophy is: no pun's too corny)
  7. by   NurseyPoo
    OMG! I just arrived home from 0630 am and it is now 0845 pm! This thread has me rolling and LOL!!! You are all so funny...

    If I was a disney-esk person today I think my patients family would have taken me out back and beat me! I sat in a room in ICU, and I mean SAT IN THE ROOM! With a patient on 9 different drips, ICP, CVP, Baloon pump, etc...can you imagine me exploding into the room and saying "Good mornin'...GOOOOD MOORNIN" they would have shot me and asked questions later. There was no room for chipper and gleeful displays of happiness today. Totally inappropriate.

    All they wanted was answers to what was going to happen. I could have been Mother Teresa and no-body would have cared. So, me thinks that acting like Cinderella or Snow White would have been wrong!
  8. by   chadash
    Quote from ZASHAGALKA

    I will never think about mickey and his darned gloved hand the same again. Gee, thanks.

    ~faith,
    Timothy.
    I've got to admit, this one topped them all...
  9. by   Antikigirl
    LOL...hey, at least I will be remembered for something..but I hope they don't put that quote on my tombstone! LOL!!!!!!!!!
  10. by   gauge14iv
    Quote from TriageRN_34
    I heard plans to open a hospital at Disney land...the following attractions are in the works for 2020!

    *Mr Toads Wild Enema Ride
    *Tarzans ER Treehouse
    *Its A Small Ward Afterall
    *Pace mountain
    *Enchanted Administration Castle
    *The Fluid/Electrolye EKG Parade
    *Peter Pan Palative Care
    *Captain Hook's colonoscopy service
    *Thumpers cardiac Unit
    *Kidney Stone Log Ride
    *Trachea of Terror Ride
    *Baloos birthing suites

    And sure to be a big hit:
    *Malificents Med/surge wards "you don't see us 'dragon' our tails!".
    *Plutos orthos "give the dog a bone will ya!"
    *Donalds OB/GYN "he doesn't wear pants...nor do you!"
    *Mickeys Protoclogy (already gloved and only has three small fingers!).
    *Tinker Bell's Substance abuse treatment centers "Tink will manage your 'trips'".
    *Fantasia Face Lifts and Breast Augmentation by Merlin..."where the magic begins!".

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :roll :roll :lol_hitti :lol_hitti :lol_hitti :lol_hitti :lol_hitti
  11. by   The Bell Jar
    *Mr Toads Wild Enema Ride

    Love it.

    If they ever brought up this at my job I would laugh.
    Really,really,hard.
  12. by   banditrn
    Quote from TriageRN_34
    I heard plans to open a hospital at Disney land...the following attractions are in the works for 2020!

    *Mr Toads Wild Enema Ride
    *Tarzans ER Treehouse
    *Its A Small Ward Afterall
    *Pace mountain
    *Enchanted Administration Castle
    *The Fluid/Electrolye EKG Parade
    *Peter Pan Palative Care
    *Captain Hook's colonoscopy service
    *Thumpers cardiac Unit
    *Kidney Stone Log Ride
    *Trachea of Terror Ride
    *Baloos birthing suites

    And sure to be a big hit:
    *Malificents Med/surge wards "you don't see us 'dragon' our tails!".
    *Plutos orthos "give the dog a bone will ya!"
    *Donalds OB/GYN "he doesn't wear pants...nor do you!"
    *Mickeys Protoclogy (already gloved and only has three small fingers!).
    *Tinker Bell's Substance abuse treatment centers "Tink will manage your 'trips'".
    *Fantasia Face Lifts and Breast Augmentation by Merlin..."where the magic begins!".

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    OMG!! Triage - this is your funniest yet!! I would PAY to have you come be my boss!!

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