Celebrity Patients - Who would you want?

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Living in the "Entertainment Capitol of the World", we get a lot of celebs in the hospitals. In addition, there are the one's who live here, commute here, work part-time here and occasionally need home health, hospice, etc.

My first assignment as a Nurse Case Manager was to a show on the Strip for the headliner, cast, and crew. No, this wasn't one of the 'showgirl' shows (did that too), this was one of the many broadway-based shows. When any of member of the show had an injury, I was called to get them to a doctor appropriate for the injury, meet them at the doctor's office to make sure they were seen NOW, go in with them to the doctor, make sure their needs were met, and relate all important info to the show manager. Yes, some of it meant going the extra mile and picking them up at their home and taking them to the appointment (MY KNEE! MY KNEE! I need help! :rolleyes: ). That was just the tip of the iceberg - not to mention teaching about injuries, having to develop treatment plans for the injuries they could sustain from the choreography and the elaborate costumes with the physical therapist. Rendering first aid from burns from the pyrotechnics, etc. It was a lot!!

Now, I was a rather naive girl growing up, and had never been exposed to "alternative" lifestyles so up close and personal before :eek: . Dealing with sooo many different personalities, extremes, and DRAMA kept me on my toes. After a year with this show, I was being called by cast members on anything from how to manage the $4,000 a week they were getting so they had money if they didn't get signed on the next contract, to crying with a cast member who learned his partner was dying of AIDS. It didn't matter if what was wrong had anything to do with the show or not, I was "their nurse". :kiss

The other fun part was having to go out and interview the physicians that the show manager wanted me to hand-select to treat their celebrities. Wow, a nurse deciding a physician's fate for once! (ego boost! :devil: ). It was a GREAT job. It was sad because shows do end at some point and folks with stars in their eyes don't always get their $4000 a week (and that was just the supporting cast!) contract renewed, but it was a great reward for this nurse who didn't feel she could do bedside care anymore. At the last performance, I was given a panoramic picture of the cast and crew with all their signatures in a frame saying, "Thank you, our Angel". :)

I have worked with more celebs since then, but, if I could pick one celebrity I'd like to have as a patient, bedside, I'd pick Harrison Ford. He's seems pretty cool to me.

Who would you want?

Sheryl Crow. Yum!

Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

Oprah, Walter Cronkite, Jimmy Carter, Sam Donaldson, Charlie Gibson, Patti La Belle--- for some interesting conversation and chance to promote nursing.

Richard Gere, Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, Backstreet Boys and our own Mario---for an "old school" bedbath. ;)

Jimmy Buffet and Mel Gibson. I don't even have to think twice about it.

And I think Michael Jackson, the monkey loving freak (LMAO) cause I was in love with him when I was a teenager, before he was a monkey lover, and I just HAVE to see if he is as weird as he seems to be. Plus I have to be true to the 14 year old in me. LOL

Hmmm, the one & only "celeb" I would ever lurve to look after

would have to be Eddie Vedder - from Pearl Jam :D

Hmmmmm, maybe when Pearl Jam next tour Australia ......

Im just wondering how difficult it would be to

remain "professional" if your fave celeb was one of your

patients?? I would soooo want to tell my friends that I had

Eddie Vedder was my patient - :p

I would pick Lisa Loeb. I already met her once, and she seemed rather kewl. Or the rock goddess, Sheryl Crow!:eek: And the one I would not want, due the fact that I could not pay any attention to my work, is the very beautiful Jessica Alba!!!

Plus my wife would would not trust me around her!

As for men, I would pick Mr. Lucas, so my Star Wars group would go nuts!:cool: Or Mel Gidson, and tell him to make another Mad Max Movie!

:roll

old-master has spoken...

hmmm...

Adam Sandler :)

Specializes in Med-Surg Nursing.

I would love to take care of Tom Cruise. He is smart, seems very nice and drop dead gorgeous and that SMILE!!!!

I think I would like to have a 4-bed ward room with Bruce Willis, Joshua Jackson, Nicholas Cage, and Freddie Prince Jr. No arguments here for doing bed baths. I would even be willing to do a 16 hour shift.

Ange

I love all the answers.....but I HAVE to have 2....

1. Tom Berrenger

2. Sir Anthony Hopkins......I would die just to hear him say..."Is that you NannaNurse??? Well hello NannaNurse'.....OMG, I have goose bumps the size of a Ford F250 Dual cab, 4x4 dulie....:eek:

you guys are too funny. :roll

Good morning Mr. Connery...its time for your tongue:imbar ...I mean sponge bath.

Don't care if my patients are celebrities, rich, homeless, etc. -- treat them ALL with equal respect and dignity. Don't give preferential treatment to ANYONE -- don't care how "imporant" the patient is.

Regarding celebrities -- just no prima donnas please!!!!! I'm way to busy. :roll :roll

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