Celebrity Patients - Who would you want? - page 3

Living in the "Entertainment Capitol of the World", we get a lot of celebs in the hospitals. In addition, there are the one's who live here, commute here, work part-time here and occasionally need... Read More

  1. by   betts
    Richard Gere...
  2. by   thisnurse
    my very favorite singer (in the whole wide world) is adam duritz from counting crows.
    something about nursing him...watching him puke, or poop takes some of the appeal away from me....lol

    id never get over it...id be listening to his music and thinking...yeah he sounds real good singing but he makes a far different noise when he pukes.....lol
  3. by   Zhakrin
    Barney the Dinosaur,
    Val Kilmer,
    Back street boys,
    Martha Stwart,
    linda trip,

    *RING**RING*
    "yes pharmacy I need a 60cc syringe of Potassium Cloride STAT. click

    Here barney, the nice nurse wont hurt your - YOU BIG PURPLE BASTARD!!!

    SORRY guys, childhood flashbacks!
  4. by   thisnurse
    pharmacy:

    yes sir, and would the potassium you are ordering be for you sir, or the dinosaur?
  5. by   jules-RN
    Originally posted by Zhakrin
    Barney the Dinosaur...
    *RING**RING*
    "yes pharmacy I need a 60cc syringe of Potassium Cloride STAT. click

    Here barney, the nice nurse wont hurt your - YOU BIG PURPLE BASTARD!!!

    SORRY guys, childhood flashbacks!
    I just spit OJ all over my monitor!!! :chuckle :roll :chuckle

    That, I'm sure, would make the day of zillions of parents of preschoolers!!! Luckily my 2 y/o can't stand him.

    I would love to take care of Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Kevin Smith (director/writer of Jay & Silent Bob and the Jersey Trilogy...he's got to be even funnier in person), Alanis Morrissette, Dave Matthews, Billy Joel, Matthew McConaghey (I can't spell his name to save my life, but he is soooooooooo handsome .). This was a great thread!

    I just hope my husband doesn't find this thread. LOL
  6. by   momrn50
    Would love to be private duty nurse for Mel Gibson...He wouldn't have to lift a finger!!!!
  7. by   mattsmom81
    Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery...<sigh>

    These guys have great genes...they get better looking as they age...why can't I do that...LOL?
  8. by   maire
    I can see I am not the only Harrison Ford junkie on this board! :chuckle The man is a DREAM. Mel Gibson or Sting come a close second.
    However, since I doubt very seriously that he (plural) will be pregnant or having babies anytime in the near future, I doubt I'd get him as a patient!
  9. by   massEDgirl
    OK guys..I am so glad none of you know me personally...because I would never admit this to anyone I know.....

    I would LOVE to take care of a couple of the WWF wrestlers.......THE ROCK.....and TRIPLE H........ooohhh baby!!!!!
  10. by   Shevalove
    massEDgirl..... I have a thing for The ROCK too... Don't be ashamed..Thats one Rock I would LOVe to climb!! HEHEHE
  11. by   e-nurse
    Sheryl Crow. Yum!
  12. by   NRSKarenRN
    Oprah, Walter Cronkite, Jimmy Carter, Sam Donaldson, Charlie Gibson, Patti La Belle--- for some interesting conversation and chance to promote nursing.

    Richard Gere, Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, Backstreet Boys and our own Mario---for an "old school" bedbath.
  13. by   LauraRN0501
    Jimmy Buffet and Mel Gibson. I don't even have to think twice about it.

    And I think Michael Jackson, the monkey loving freak (LMAO) cause I was in love with him when I was a teenager, before he was a monkey lover, and I just HAVE to see if he is as weird as he seems to be. Plus I have to be true to the 14 year old in me. LOL

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