I LOVE THIS PHOTO!!! Saving it.
So here's what I did. I snuck outside and made sure this nurse's car was unlocked. Then I grabbed two big bags of fermenting BM and urine filled briefs and I hid them under the nurse's back car seat. Then, I went online and I signed this nurse up for every dating site I could find under titles like, "Sasquatch needs a mate", "Dating in the Himalayans", "The Russian Penninsula is calling you for Love".
THEN, I registered this nurse for as many political online forums I possibly could and listed the nurse's phone number and requested calls DAY OR NIGHT.
THEN, I registered the nurse with the Foreign Legion.
THEN, I caught a wild racoon and turned it loose in the nurse's car.
I'M TOTALLY JOKING I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT.
I simply wrote it all down as it happened and reported it like I should and then got on with my shift because I was BUSY!!