Nurses General Nursing
Published Sep 4, 2013
You are reading page 2 of A Nursing Perspective of "Being Eaten":The "Eater" Nurse to the "Eaten" Nurse
lub dub
254 Posts
Yes, nurses eat their young
Everyone knows about this
But nothing is done
Haiku by lub dub
Nurse_
251 Posts
For some, nursing is a right
For the experienced, the license you hold do not mean you can go on solo flight
As an advocate, I have you on my sight
If you are not safe, I may say something you may think is trite
Always_Learning, BSN, RN
461 Posts
A Limerick for the (Delicious) Know-It-All New Nurse
So you think your preceptor a hack,
for harping on skills that you lack.
When your patient is dyin'
Please don't come a-cryin'
When you don't know V. fib from V. tach.
(uhhh...should we shock 'em? Anyone...? Bueller?..................Bueller?)
PSA: I am, in fact, a new nurse.
Anbo3882
43 Posts
A Limerick for the (Delicious) Know-It-All New NurseSo you think your preceptor a hack,for harping on skills that you lack.When your patient is dyin'Please don't come a-cryin'When you don't know V. fib from V. tach.(uhhh...should we shock 'em? Anyone...? Bueller?..................Bueller?) PSA: I am, in fact, a new nurse.
Thought v.fib and v.tach may be mixed
No need for a angry tic
Problem is lack of knowledge
so teach! do not punish!
For me to learn you need not be a b*tch
sharpeimom
2,452 Posts
There once was a nooby named nurse.
Whose day could have not gone much worse.
She had a quick question,
that she was very afraid to mention.
Along came a crusty ol' bat
who still wore her starched hat.
Nurse thought "Should I ask?"
She arose to the task. And ask-ED.
The bat stopped to converse
with this nurse whose shift couldn't get worse.
She answered her questions over some tea,
Even though you might not have thought it likely.
betterlatethennever
60 Posts
I come with no judgements you see
For newbie I must break thee
The world is not kind
And you must come prepared
Otherwise it will have you on allnurses.com
Saying "why iam leaving the nursing field "
So soldier, "This We'll Defend"
We fight this fight together
To the very end.
BrandonLPN, LPN
3,358 Posts
For all the nurses who feel "stuck" or in a rut:
"The untold want by life and land ne'er granted,
Now, voyager, sail thou forth, to seek and find."
-Walt Whitman
jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B
9 Articles; 4,800 Posts
This thread is interesting for sure
Of the trials and tribulations endure
This is all quite witty
This cool little ditty
Cause where you are now we once were.
So do look back at this thread
and how to sleep in the bed
we made it, and to not be a snob
perhaps prose could be our new job.
OCNRN63, RN
5,978 Posts
A Limerick for the (Delicious) Know-It-All New NurseSo you think your preceptor a hack,for harping on skills that you lack. When your patient is dyin'Please don't come a-cryin'When you don't know V. fib from V. tach.(uhhh...should we shock 'em? Anyone...? Bueller?..................Bueller?) PSA: I am, in fact, a new nurse.
Love it! Very clever!
With a new nurse,you line your purse.
you line your purse.
This made me LOL.