"Some Dude" sure gets around! - page 2

anybody got any interesting "some dude" sightings to share? you know who i'm talking about -- the guy that always gets blamed for shooting some innocent citizen who was "sittin' on my front stoop... Read More

  1. by   unknown99
    We had a guy come into the ER last night who was all banged up and had various cuts, especially on his arms and upper body. He was very drunk,at 0300. He told us that 3 women that he did not know jumped him and took all his money and beat him pretty badly. Turns out, he did this to himself.... the bruises and abraisions came from falling off a semi truck which he was trying to break into; and the cuts were from a broken window in a church that he had attempted to break into. Needless to say, he is now in jail.
  2. by   sleepless in norman
    You see, that proves our point, if the fellow had blamed it on "Some Dude", there would have been no questionig his story, for we all know "Some Dude" is an elusive creature and never will be brought to justice.with wolves
    Last edit by sleepless in norman on Feb 8, '05 : Reason: Spelling
  3. by   jnette
    Around these parts, they're known as " 'twarnt me " and "her done it."

    And they've BOTH got "big'uns".
    Last edit by jnette on Feb 3, '05
  4. by   rjflyn
    Yes it happens here all the time. Pt was in some way or matter shot, stabbed or beaten and it is alway by some guy, some dude, two guys or that crazy biach. Now if we could just get the police to catch some guy or two guys crime in america would be non existant.
    LOL

    :hatparty: RJ
  5. by   medicrnohio
    LOL :chuckle Reminds me of my days in EMS. "Some guy" was always up to no good on the weekends, around the full moon, and at the beginning of every month. Most nights too.
  6. by   southern_rn_brat
    On Judge Judy tonight....

    "some marine dude" was the babydaddy!
  7. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from sagarcia210
    We had a guy come into the ER last night who was all banged up and had various cuts, especially on his arms and upper body. He was very drunk,at 0300. He told us that 3 women that he did not know jumped him and took all his money and beat him pretty badly. Turns out, he did this to himself.... the bruises and abraisions came from falling off a semi truck which he was trying to break into; and the cuts were from a broken window in a church that he had attempted to break into. Needless to say, he is now in jail.
    Did you work in my ER last night? Or maybe "some dude's" cousin was in my ER. Guy found wandering on the highway banged up stating he was carjacked ... seems he crashed his own car, which was found later.

    steph
  8. by   Tweety
    Yep. We have lots of "some dudes around here". My latest was "some dude shot me while I was innocently getting donuts at 3 in the morning."
  9. by   chiefswife
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  10. by   Thunderwolf
    And let's not forget the other type of "some dude". It must be the same guy folks seem to mention, like..."Hey, I was just trying to score a bundle (opiate street slang for 10 bags of heroin) and some dude turned me in"...I guess the some dude was cop. Oh well, poor guy. Don't yah feel sorry for him.
  11. by   AmiK25
    Around here, "some dude" is a pretty bad guy...he shot one of our patients while he was "on the street corner handing out bibles"....lol
  12. by   flashpoint
    Our biggest problem is "this one guy"...he gets in fights (and obviously wins since we never see him), starts bar brawls, steals, deals, cuts people off, and is a trouble maker in general...sigh...you'd think the police could catch "this one guy."
  13. by   apaisRN
    Quote from AmiK25
    Around here, "some dude" is a pretty bad guy...he shot one of our patients while he was "on the street corner handing out bibles"....lol
    Wow. America is SO dangerous! Minding your own business, getting doughnuts, and now handing out the Good Book is liable to get you killed! In my experience walking home from the bars is also very hazardous.

    I kind of have a doughnut problem. Maybe I can use that as a motivation to stay out of doughnut shops.

close