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Old Jun 05, 2008, 10:27 PM
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Just saw this on a forum in our local newspaper. Who are you?

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

I think this is me:

Eagle Scout is a positive, constructive Warrior who endeavors to submit original articles which contain useful content and relevant information with supporting citations and links, thus initiating meaningful discussion threads. Eagle Scout regards the internet as an uplifting, egalitarian, worldwide arena for the exchange of ideas among intelligent, thinking individuals. He does not openly attack, but will (ever tactfully) chastise disruptive comments, gratuitous insults and cretinous insipidity. He is always kind and helpful to Newbie, and will shrug off even the most egregious insults. Eagle Scout is loathed with a poisonous intensity by Evil Clown, Jerk, Enfant Provocateur and Ego.

CAUTION: Sometimes Imposter, Evil Clown or Troller will masquerade as Eagle Scout. There have also been reports of Eagle Scout becoming Jekyl and Hyde.


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Old Jun 05, 2008, 10:36 PM
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"Bliss Ninny" is pretty funny . . . .

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Old Jun 05, 2008, 10:39 PM
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Pinko has an angry, almost genetic loathing for privilege, greed, social exploitation, racism, sexism, homophobia, pro-lifers, the religious right, environmental degradation, the NRA, US imperialism, multinational corporations, big business, Republicans in general and George Bush in particular. Pinko openly admires Oliver Stone, Noam Chomsky and Michael Moore and anyone else who is critical of the US government and bourgeois culture. She ardently believes there is no enormity of which the United States is incapable and regards its entire history as an unbroken legacy of avarice, deceit and injustice. Though Issues, Weenie, Fragile Femme and sometimes Ideologue will defend Pinko in battle, her extremely predictable and tedious attacks eventually exhaust even those inclined to support her.
Although sometimes a male, Crybaby is usually a female, and often a close ally of Innocence Abused. When teased or attacked Crybaby will pitch a loud public temper tantrum, holding her breath and kicking her feet. If that defense fails she will run to Nanny for comfort.
These two for sure and a couple more I'm ashamed to list.


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Old Jun 05, 2008, 10:45 PM
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Wow, you are way ahead of me as I'm only in the "F" part of the alphabet. There are a lot of categories . . . .

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Old Jun 05, 2008, 10:50 PM
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I saw this last year, Ive read the whole thing already, its hysterical.

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Old Jun 05, 2008, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ingelein View Post
I saw this last year, Ive read the whole thing already, its hysterical.
It is very funny . . . . I think I may be one or two of the others . . .



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Old Jun 05, 2008, 11:02 PM
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Capitalista is not always a wealthy fat cat; being a Capitalista is a state of mind rather than a reflection of affluence. A strident and extraordinarily self–satisfied Warrior, Capitalista takes every opportunity to extol the superiority of the free enterprise system and has a powerful aversion to the welfare states of Europe. Capitalista fiercely defends the market economy, bludgeoning “fuzzy-minded socialists” with Adam Smith, Milton Friedman and Friedrich Hayek. Though rather limited in his range of interests, Capitalista’s command of carefully selected historical facts, abstruse statistical comparisons and arcane economic theory make him a formidable foe.
Hmmmm, could this be someone we all know and love?


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Old Jun 05, 2008, 11:17 PM
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Unlike Profundus Maximus, Philosopher can actually be quite knowledgeable on a variety of subjects. Somewhat humorless and aloof, he is also slow to anger, and when he deigns to join in the fray he is considerate of other opinions. His fighting tactics are direct and uncomplicated - he smothers the opposition with his ponderous and lengthy cogitations. Only the strongest and most patient Warriors can survive an extended battle with Philosopher.
Who can guess who this might be? Its NOT the same person as the Capitalista. I don't know this might not be a good idea, I better stop now, or else someone will post a few about me and I may get my feelings hurt again and cry.


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Old Jun 06, 2008, 05:39 AM
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Fragile Femme... hahahahahaha Righttttttttttt

Netiquette Nazi hahahaha Coz she has a whip!!

Bliss Ninny hahahahaha purdy funny too...

Darn it this is too hard hahahahahahaha

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Old Jun 06, 2008, 09:59 AM
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Yeah . . .I think we better keep our opinions of others' personalities to ourselves.


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