[Franemtnurse]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Creepy crawlers were stirring and even a mouse
My boobs were all hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St Nicholas would fill them with air.

I am no longer able to work, I got decrepid: he's such a jerk
I loved nursing it was just my style, and now I must move to a place where I can be monitored more closely where other nurses work
Oh me oh my, and why, I do ask, as I ponder the news
My nurse gave me today.
I've maintained my independence for oh so many ways

No longer will I be able to be here where I now live
No longer independent, my nurse said it's to keep me safe, she has a lot of empathy to give
I know she means well, I know that she does, but the news does make my head buzz.
I now know I have reached another milestone in this life of mine
Oh well, I have decided to take it as another hill I must climb

But allnurses, my friends you are, where you are near or whether you are far,
I will still be able to contact you, and do that I shall, for you are a part of me and remember you I shall
I love you so much, I cannot leave you
Even though I'll now be monitored 24 hrs a day
I still have some living to do
So for now I must call it a day

For tired, oh so tired I am
Pneumonia doesn't want to leave this bod; it gave me a real slam
So do come on in and make yourselves at home
And I'll stop by as I'm able, not far shall I roam

[Katnip]

Oh Fran. When do you have to go? Will you PM me your new address and phone number? Will you be able to have a computer?