Get out? Get out of where? The cage they keep me in?
"They only let me out to cook!"
Ok, just kidding, Diary.
I don't think I do what you'd call 'tinkering' in the kitchen.
More like a bull in a china shop, that's me.
Sometimes dh just gives up and cooks himself - easier for him that watching me make a disaster in there.
TPBM likes water but doesn't care if it's tap or bottled.