[zoeboboey]

I went to the ER tonite because I got boiling water on my hand, they sent me home with neosporin and a gauze bandage and told me to see my doctor. Now it is all blistered and the red area is going up my arm - would this be a 3rd degree burn?




























Fooled ya! (4 minutes left)

Maybe RED SKELTON got severe burns for this one!






RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas .

3. I take my wife everywhere...but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days; then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

[Spidey's mom]

We have 2 hours and 54 minutes left here on the West Coast.

I love Red Skelton - my dh and I watch when they replay him on PBS.

steph

[zoeboboey]

Originally Posted by stevielynn

We have 2 hours and 54 minutes left here on the West Coast.

I love Red Skelton - my dh and I watch when they replay him on PBS.

steph

Did you "bite"?

Anyone else try to play tricks on you?

My pastor's wife's son tried - he is like 42, told his mother after the service that she had a big rip in the back of her dress. I missed the reaction, only saw her face as she tried to pummel him afterwards

[pickledpepperRN]

I nibbled thinking, "She knows not to ask for medical advice here".
Then the "spoiler space" and
YOU GOT ME!

[zoeboboey]

Originally Posted by spacenurse

I nibbled thinking, "She knows not to ask for medical advice here".
Then the "spoiler space" and
YOU GOT ME!

I "topped" it with the title, "Red Skelton's marital advice", then I realized that when you mouse over, you can read the beginning of the post. So I had to "think quick" LOL

Still chucklin...

[prmenrs]

you brat...

[zoeboboey]

Originally Posted by prmenrs

you brat...

Hence, "Red" Skelton! ha ha!

How have you been doing?

[prmenrs]

great, how about you?

[donster]

You got me!!!

I was feeling your pain and everything!

Good one.

(I'll get you back...heeheehee)

[zoeboboey]

Originally Posted by prmenrs

great, how about you?

I'm good! I just was thinking about you and Pepper is all and how you guys were doing. (Don't know if it was better to mention or not ...)