[tattooednursie]

THE PSYCHIATRIST AND THE PROCTOLOGIST
> >
> > Two doctors opened an office in a small town and
> put up a sign
>
> > reading Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, "Hysterias and
> Posteriors."
> >
> > The town council was not happy with the sign, so
> the doctors
> > changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
> >
> > This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to
> satisfy the
> council, they changed the sign to "Catatonics and
> High Colonics." No
> go.
> >
> > Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal
> Retentives."
> Thumbs down again.
> >
> > Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.
> >
> > Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt
> Holes."
> > Unacceptable again.
> >
> > So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." No way.
> >
> > "Nuts and Butts?" No way.
> >
> > "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
> >
> > "Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
> >
> > Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally
> came up with
> > Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones,
> >
> > "Odds and Ends."
> >
> > Everyone loved it.