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Muscle: In a small number of tested cases (84%) PANEXAwas found to cause abdominal wall muscle breakdown coupled with spasmodic activity in lower back/spinal muscles, resulting in most patients violently bending forward like a book slamming shut.
PANEXA has been known in a few cases (0.0087%) to cause Excessively Floppy Tail Syndrome (EFTS). If you are a squirrel, and suspect you may be suffering from EFTS, immediately call the Hotline at 1-800-867-5309
I like this line from the message to consumers:
Furthermore, recent inquiries regarding certain side effects of some of our most-loved and popular products, including PanexaTM(Acidachrome Promanganate), should only be given the attention and respect one would grant to any group of thousands of overly sensitive hypochondriacs who seem incapable of following the simplest of directions. How the members of this putative "class-action suit" ever even managed to open the bottles in question remains a continual source of amazement to our legal department.