Maine State Nurses Conference- Echo Heron, our keynote speaker did not show- guess she did not want to fly (the wimp).
We are all friendly over here, don't let the fact that we fed and housed terrorists on their way to kill thousands sway your opinion on that.
Anyway, we missed her, and I in particular have bought 4 copies of her first book so far. In fact, after spending all that money I do not currently own one because my coworkers
borrow and do not
return them.

So I dropped about $400 to go to the conference and see her in person. Now I'm not a cranky person, but I feel I am owed something here, like a free autographed book maybe, or perhaps some used bandage scissors. Am I right? Right folks?
RIGHT?
Echo, we all love you over here, and hope you will show up someday. Could someone maybe let me know when you will be coming because I would not want to miss it...again. I have tried going through your publisher, but they only want to sell me yet another book. Or maybe someone out there has some inside information they'd like to share with me.
Come on...I'll take you out for a root beer.