[mygirlsmom]

Hi, I am wanting to put a list of the top 10 things nurses don't learn in nursing school. You know like on Letterman. I would really appreciate any and all input.

[Marie_LPN, RN]

A person can have a bowel movement that shoots 10 ft across the room.

(Go-Lytely, go figure)

[JVanRN]

A person can have a bowel movement that shoots 10 ft across the room.

(Go-Lytely, go figure)

I hear that one Marie....Whoever came up with that name anyway..

[sparkyRN]

It will not take three reference books and 5 hours to write your nursing careplan. Ours are pre-printed; just note the exceptions and you are done.

[medic471]

the chances of being vomited on within the first hour of your shift is 99.9%

[angelbsn]

undefined I could probably write a book on that one, but the primary lesson I never learned in nursing school is that I can be, will be, & have been assaulted by patients.

[rngreenhorn]

Originally Posted by Marie_LPN

A person can have a bowel movement that shoots 10 ft across the room.

(Go-Lytely, go figure)

And a lugi can be coughed out of a trach at warp speed, making it impossible to dodge. But, the incident gets played back in your brain in slow motion.

[Drifternurse]

WOW...what an interesting thread--I've already enjoyed the responses!

Here are mine:
1) "Real-nursing-life time managment"--you know--train students the RIGHT way--give them 3+ weeks experience managing 3-4 CNAs,30-40 Alzheimers pts, 15 of which are IDDM, 5 of which have G-tubes and require them to pass meds, do assessments, do tx, get a couple of admissions--all during an 8-hr shift. Do the same thing with assigning students to several hospital pts.
2) Extensive IV training--there is really NO reason for nurses to have to learn this AFTER nursing school.
3) Experience/Rotation in a hospice setting
4) Basic computer class--I see a lot of hospitals are using bedside(or at least outside the pt's room)computers to document meds/tx,progress notes these days--and maybe such a thing is taught in today's nursing schools--we had no such thing 19 yrs ago when I went to nsg. school.

[weetziebat]

Originally Posted by sparkyRN

It will not take three reference books and 5 hours to write your nursing careplan. Ours are pre-printed; just note the exceptions and you are done.

OMG! Now they come up with that. How I would have loved to have those when I was in nursing school, and spent untold hours sweating over my care plans. While I tried to balance numerous reference books all over my lap and desk. Let me tell you - enjoy them and never complain. You are very lucky.

[RN92]

[quote=mygirlsmom]Hi, I am wanting to put a list of the top 10 things nurses don't learn in nursing school. /QUOTE]


That you CANNOT save the world
Not every pt will praise your efforts.
To avoid wearing white at ALL costs.!
No, nurses DO NOT wear nursing hats, anymore
more serious......
You will not always get immediate urine return from catheterizing males
You will not always get blood return from portacaths, especially old ones
Some patients dont really need a bath EVERY SHIFT.
Theres not aways time for "therapeutic conversation" or pt teaching
How to NEGOTIATE salaries - supply and demand