Originally Posted by jill48
OMG! I have never heard of pulmonary toilet. It sounds so funny! But there is one phrase that I use quite often in my own charting that others think is funny: rectal vault. As in, "Upon digital examination of the rectal vault, this nurse found large, hard stool".

Ah yes, the "rectal vault", also known as the "loading dock."
But, not to be confused with Al Capone's vault. Let hope we never see a Geraldo Rivera special in which he is about to discover the contents of the rectal vault.
But, I digress. Remember never to flush the contents of the rectal vault in the pulmonary toilet.
Cheers.