What upsets me most is not just the lung butter, but that patients just CANNOT WAIT to show you their sputum.

They get all worked up and stuff, like they want to show you that they have a winning lottery ticket in the emesis basin. I know you have to see if it's "infected" and get specimens and such, but the excitement level kinda freaks me out, like I am supposed to hand out stickers or something. Plain spit and clear mucous don't really upset me, but the infected gunk just SMELLS...ugh.
Other major smell gross outs?
1. Yeast infection smells
2. Ensure smell that clings to your hair and clothes (sweet and cloying)
3. Old, stale urine smell (like a men's room urinal)
4. Cigarette smoke on someone who does not bathe or do laundry
The number one, most revolting thing that I hate about healthcare?
Broken bones.
I used to be a paramedic, no less, AND my kid broke her arm once, AND my husband's knees have sent a surgeons kid to college. Now, I can DEAL with it...BUT I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!
Just typing the word CREPITUS makes my skin crawl.