[mystiqx]

Originally Posted by tnbutterfly

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Addicted to allnurses - dot- com

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Addicted to allnurses - dot - com

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
It's time to find a nursing job for Tom."
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I'll be here at allnurses - dot - com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm addicted to allnurses - dot - com

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to all - nurses - dot - com!!!!!

i love it, i am soooo addicted

[Tiwi]

Originally Posted by RN007

And here I am, on Christmas morning, reading allnurses dot com posts as I wait for my kids to wake up ....

Merry Christmas, Nurse Friends! Next year I will become an RN. I couldn't have made it this far without you all!

:Santa1:

You were awake before the kids on Christmas morn! OMG you are addicted. And...I think I'm beginning to join you all. That song is absolutely classic

[zuzi]

Addicted is nothing….you have a superaddicted word??? Is like a family for me so I am addicted and of course, morning time is the best time (quiet …everybody sleep) and I enjoy with my new family. ALL NURSES you are great and you make so many nurses REAL HAPPY! ADDICTED FOR LIFE TO YOU!

[sally2456]

Thats good, hey anyone know of an online LPN course, Im a STNA and cant find one.

[lovejana22]

I am also addicted, although I lurk more than I post. I have learned a WHOLE LOT here. From how to handle people in class, to how to handle them when I do get into that great workforce. I am so glad I found this place, it has been great!!!

[sandlewood_nurse]

I'm totally addicted as well. I think its been less than a month, maybe a little more, but I'm always on here now . Sometimes I have multiple pages of this site up (right now I've got the psych page up as well).

Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm .

[momtoseven]

tnbutterfly,
that is way cool!!!!!!!

[kontakt]

Someone copied this little ditty on another thread. . .

from another forum. . .

but still on this web site. . .

This is very, very funny. Thought it deserved a "resurrection" even though it ain't the "holiday season". Gave me a muchly needed chuckle and a smile.

Happy addiction. . . .

(By the way, here's the post and thread that quoted these lyrics: http://allnurses.com/forums/f98/need...-223164-2.html )

[preciousbaby621]

OMG, how cute!

[BOBCOXRN]

I HAVE BEEN AN R.N. FOR TWENTY EIGHT YEARS and I have done all types of nursingincluding teaching, management and consulting in most clinical areas...... including PSYCH, HOME HEALTH, AND as a consultant in a LTC with responsibility for advising the DON, DDS, and the MDS COORDINATOR. I HAVE HAD MDS 2.0 training.

NOW I FIND MYSELF AS A PATIENT.I HAD TO HAVE A HIP REPLACEMENT IN DEC., 2006 (as a result of trauma in an auto accident). As an untoward and totally unpredicted effect, I suffered a stroke. I am struggling with aspects of my physical rehab and am in a wheelchair most of the time.

I am looking for a position as either MDS coordinator, TELEPHONE ADVICE NURSE, or other position that I could do from wheelchair or from home.

any suggestions ??