I thought the OP was funny - I'm an old nurse, and I'm not offended.
I love new nurses, because they are fresh from school and still remember everything - I love teaching them 'the tricks of the trade' because they're receptive and excited to learn new thiings.
I love the old nurses, because they've been thru the trenches, and survived to tell about it.
I don't think posts like the OP are meant to be taken so literally.
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