[cre8tivRN]

One night in the icu, I needed help to turn a patient who was on a vent, and sedated with a versed drip. I had asked a nurse to come into the room, and she followed. We went to both sides of the patient and proceeded to grab the lift sheet when she said........"Wait just a minute, I have to FART!". She then proceeded to back up from the bed, turn around, lift up a leg, and farted as loud as can be. She then returned to the bed grinning to herself and helped me lift the patient.
I couldn't wait to get out of the room. I about died laughing inside. I couldn't wait to "put on a play" for the nurses in the nurses break room and replay that moment for them. They were laughing so hard. We still laugh to this day!

Anyone have any others to share?????

[cre8tivRN]

I thought of another time....
We had a nurse with a bad back and some sciatic pain. And when it got too bad, she would go and lay on the floor in the break room for a while to see if it would help. Well one night, the respiratory therapist went into the breakroom and was watching tv, which was pretty loud, and she apparently followed into that room and layed onto the floor. When he was done watching the video on the tv he turned around to leave the room, when he saw her on the floor with her eyes closed, and yelled at the top of his lungs....."OMG, ARE YOU OKAY?,,,,,,HELP, I NEED HELP IN HERE!!!!!!!"
All of us came rushing in to see what had happened, as she was explaining to him why she lays on the floor.

[Cute_CNA]

Originally Posted by cre8tivRN

One night in the icu, I needed help to turn a patient who was on a vent, and sedated with a versed drip. I had asked a nurse to come into the room, and she followed. We went to both sides of the patient and proceeded to grab the lift sheet when she said........"Wait just a minute, I have to FART!". She then proceeded to back up from the bed, turn around, lift up a leg, and farted as loud as can be. She then returned to the bed grinning to herself and helped me lift the patient.
I couldn't wait to get out of the room. I about died laughing inside. I couldn't wait to "put on a play" for the nurses in the nurses break room and replay that moment for them. They were laughing so hard. We still laugh to this day!

Anyone have any others to share?????

What did the patient do?

[grace90]

The only one I can think of is when an lpn was reporting off to the rn at the end of a particularly busy, hair-pulling night shift. They were discussing a patient's lung sounds and the lpn accidentally described what she had auscultated as "scattered weazles". I still rib her about that once in a while.

[andre]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this made me snort, i was laughing so hard!

Originally Posted by cre8tivRN

I thought of another time....
We had a nurse with a bad back and some sciatic pain. And when it got too bad, she would go and lay on the floor in the break room for a while to see if it would help. Well one night, the respiratory therapist went into the breakroom and was watching tv, which was pretty loud, and she apparently followed into that room and layed onto the floor. When he was done watching the video on the tv he turned around to leave the room, when he saw her on the floor with her eyes closed, and yelled at the top of his lungs....."OMG, ARE YOU OKAY?,,,,,,HELP, I NEED HELP IN HERE!!!!!!!"
All of us came rushing in to see what had happened, as she was explaining to him why she lays on the floor.

[Faeriewand]

I am just dying laughing at these! OMGosh! Too funny!

[super_rn]

OK, now if this happened to me, I would probably vomit, but it was hilarious because it wasn't me...
One night another nurse and I were cleaning up a disasterous code brown (patient was sedated, on the ventilator). He got some poop on the outside of one of his gloves and then sort of scratched his cheek with that hand, leaving a streak of runny poop across his face. I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee myself and HE HAD NO CLUE! I couldn't hardly get the words out "You have poop smeared on your cheek!" When he discovered it (quickly, the smell from his cheek to nostrils couldn't have taken long) he wiped it off with a paper towel and then used alcohol pads across his entire face...But oh, the look of war paint was hilarious!

[hospicemom]

I was still in nursing school when this happened.......but I was extremely nervous one day and my instructor was looking over my shoulder as I prepared to draw up insulin to give a pt. I confidently ( ya right) took out a 3cc syringe and a needle...attempting to do the conversion from units to cc's out loud for my instructor, I realized...somthing just wasnt right.....hehe...once I realized this was impossible and i was having "one of those days" we both just broke out laughing......then I grabbed the insulin syringe.

[Cute_CNA]

Originally Posted by super_rn

OK, now if this happened to me, I would probably vomit, but it was hilarious because it wasn't me...
One night another nurse and I were cleaning up a disasterous code brown (patient was sedated, on the ventilator). He got some poop on the outside of one of his gloves and then sort of scratched his cheek with that hand, leaving a streak of runny poop across his face. I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee myself and HE HAD NO CLUE! I couldn't hardly get the words out "You have poop smeared on your cheek!" When he discovered it (quickly, the smell from his cheek to nostrils couldn't have taken long) he wiped it off with a paper towel and then used alcohol pads across his entire face...But oh, the look of war paint was hilarious!

Code brown. How appropriate.

[cre8tivRN]

Originally Posted by Cute_CNA

What did the patient do?

thank goodness the patient was sedated enough not to respond to it at all.