I am amazed to know that there are hospitals smaller than this one (15 acute and 3 ER beds). We have alot of swing bed pt's also. Honestly speaking, in actual time and resources I swear the swingers use more than acute patients ever do. We currently are having a problem with beds being taken up by LTC patients- a very frustrating thing! I didn't go to nursing school to work in a nursing home and that is alot of what we do, unfortunately. But we do rehab, and it is great to see the old folks getting stronger and more independent. But when they start to bring their own recliners in, it means they have been here too long!!!!!
Some things you see or learn in rural nursing that you will never learn in a big city (I worked in big cities before coming here)
1. You CAN transport a patient to the ER in a wheelchair in the back of a pickup truck when your 2 ambulances are out on calls.
2. Cattle and sheep drives are still done on roads and highways- and they will move out of the way! So don't stop and wait for them to move because they won't- drive through them (slowly).
3. Cowboy poker is not as mundane as it sounds. It involves a table, chairs, four really stupid or drunken volunteers, and one very large bull in an arena. Have I said enough?
4. In a fight, the horse is going to win, every time.
5. There are some towns in the U.S. where you can't buy underwear.
6. There is still such a thing as a social admit; and pipes being frozen is a good enough excuse to extend your hospital stay by a day or two.
Whoops! gotta run! Time to go burn my ditches.....