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You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
You perk up when you hear the theme for Hockey Night in Canada.
You thought "Grumpy Old Men" ws a documentary.
You've taken you kids trick or treating in a blizzard.
You think -40 is "a little bit chilly."
You have more miles logged on yur snowmobile than you do on your car.
The paper has one page for international news and 6 for hockey.