Years ago we didn't have the Internet and sayings would be posted on the Bulletin Board at work. I have kept a folder of them over the years. Has anyone else? Do you remember this one?
ATTENDING DOCTOR
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Gives policy to God.
CHIEF RESIDENT DOCTOR
Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a switch engine.
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on water if sea is calm.
Talks with God.
RESIDENT DOCTOR
Leaps short buildings in running bound and favorable wind.
Is almost as fast as a switch engine.
Is faster than a speeding BB.
Walks on water in a swimming pool.
Talks with God if a special request is approved.
INTERN DOCTOR
Clears a small hut.
Loses race with locomotive.
Can fire a speeding bullet.
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by God.
MEDICAL STUDENT
Runs into small buildings.
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times.
Wets himself with a water pistol.
Dog paddles.
Mumbles to animals.
THE NURSE
Lifts buildings to walk under them.
Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth.
Freezes water with a single glance.
She is God.
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