1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes
> back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come
> back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it
> just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff,
> eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money,
> and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it
> free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.
>
> 2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day,
> someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
>
> 3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves
> completely.
>
> 4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear
> tight shoes.
>
> 5) The nice part about living in a small tow! n: When
> you don't know what you're doing, someone else always
> does.
>
> 6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along
> came today.
>
> 7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I
> regain consciousness.
>
> 8) Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a
> while and it shrinks two sizes!
>
> 9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our
> bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard
> from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you
> like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous
> toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen
> fatty....do it and die."
>
> 10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms
of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.
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