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Originally posted by CCL"Babe"
When I worked ER had this incredible fat woman come in with abd pain. Denies any kind of vaginal discharge. Get her up on the OB table, the bath towel that is holding back the flow of green pus falls away, only to give way to a decomposing fetus. Lady was so fat, she didn't even realize that she had been pregnant. MD figured the shear weight of her body probably killed the fetus.

IMHO...this is the worst one so far. Disgusting but so sad

[ktwlpn]

Originally posted by abnurse
Had a 900# lady admitted during the night and I had the honor of cleaning her up the next day. While bathing her I had to lift skin folds to get the foulest smelling stink off her. I lifted her breast and there was a dead kitten in the fat fold. I nearly aspirated on my vomit. It must have been there for a while because it was infested with maggots.
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Originally posted by MishlB [/i]
[B"]whatever" To mishlb-why "whatever"? I am not being argumentative but just want to know why you responded in this manner....

[MishlB]

Originally posted by ktwlpn
Originally posted by abnurse
Had a 900# lady admitted during the night and I had the honor of cleaning her up the next day. While bathing her I had to lift skin folds to get the foulest smelling stink off her. I lifted her breast and there was a dead kitten in the fat fold. I nearly aspirated on my vomit. It must have been there for a while because it was infested with maggots.
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Originally posted by MishlB [/i]
[B"]whatever" To mishlb-why "whatever"? I am not being argumentative but just want to know why you responded in this manner....

I responded this way because the story seems a little sensational.

[CashewLPN]

ok... this is in a 3 minute time span... apparantly, my resident got out of his geri chair, out of the restraint, apparantly sat in the elevator, and took off all his clothes.

he was found (after 2 minutes of insane searching the floor) by the security guard, who said, he was singing the bottle of beer song.

grr.... its been a bad day
--Barbara

[dianser]

Originally posted by navynurse29


That is one BIG scrotum! Makes me wonder, if he lost weight, would he lose it in his scrotum? Hmmm, let's think about that for a minute.... on second thought, let's not go there!

I think when men get old the jewels just dangle a bit..I work in a long term care facility. Had an old gent who often disrobed where ever he happened to be. One night he did it at the nurses desk right after soaking his clothing with urine. Since his room was just steps away, and he was violently resisting being covered in any way, two people helped him walk to his room to dress There was his scrotum dangling to his knees and swinging back and forth like a pendulum! What a sight. (Yes, it was a violation of his dignity and privacy...but he would have it no other way.)

[darlastna]

I have worked in a nursing home for 2 yrs.now.The funniest thing I have seen recently,was as follows.A co-worker,also an stna,was showering a res.I offered my assist.b-cuz the res.was combative.when my co-worker removed the res.undergarment,and drypride,a small piece of feces flew up and landed on her lower lip.She started jumping around and screaming like someone stuck her with a hot poker.She has earned the nickname -Pottymouth.

[darlastna]

you should be ashamed of your comments and offer a fomal appology.God created us all equal,and you chose your profession.you should not label people by their race,creed,color,or origin.some professional you are!

[navynurse29]

Originally posted by darlastna
you should be ashamed of your comments and offer a fomal appology.God created us all equal,and you chose your profession.you should not label people by their race,creed,color,or origin.some professional you are!

What?

[sunnygirl272]

Originally posted by darlastna
you should be ashamed of your comments and offer a fomal appology.God created us all equal,and you chose your profession.you should not label people by their race,creed,color,or origin.some professional you are!

huh???? could ya let us know at whom this is directed?

[ShandyLynnRN]

yeah, I was wondering the same thing...