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Brownms46 · #1 Oct 21, 2003, 08:14 PM

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

*cheerfuldoer* · #2 Oct 21, 2003, 08:16 PM

My Lord! He shot the guy!

What an idiot! Or should I say "no brainer".

Dave ARNP · #3 Oct 21, 2003, 09:25 PM

The correct medical term would be mental midget.

Dave

Brownms46 · #4 Oct 21, 2003, 10:19 PM

Danamegg · #5 Oct 22, 2003, 12:20 AM

Yikes!

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