[nrw350]

Here are some of the (humorous) ways to tell if someone is a nurse:

They store their stethoscope over the rear-view mirror in their car

They have medical supplies in their homes/car that can normally be gotten only thru hospital

They wear scrubs to bed and around the house as though it was formal wear.

They look at you intensely (esp at the arms) for veins.

I hope you all find these humorous. Please feel free to add to this list as you all see fit. Should turn out to be a good laugh I would think.

Nick

[RNConnieF]

LOL, good Nick. Today at an inservice on phlebotomy, the teacher forgot to bring tape (we where sicking each other). I reach into my bag and came up with 5 rolls! (Not to mention 100 alcohol swabs and even more IV caps!) This should make your list!

[donmurray]

A nurse washes their hands BEFORE they go to the toilet!

[dawngloves]

Originally posted by nrw350
Here are some of the (humorous) ways to tell if someone is a nurse:

They store their stethoscope over the rear-view mirror in their car


Nick

I hear that's a good way to get out of a ticket!

[andylane78]

I used to do this, except in the AZ heat it put a kink in my stethascope!!
Got to love our sun
Andy

[patsue53]

A nurse is someone who can sit at the dinner table and discuss the wound they were dressing or the results of the enema they gave that day and have no idea why her/his family is turning green!

[SusanRN2004]

My husband asked me why it is that I can talk about all types of gross stuff during dinner, but can't stand movies where people are shot or murdered....?? It's just different!!

[nrw350]

Geez, seems like I have only scratched the surface on this topic lol!!!! Keep 'em coming lol.

Nick

[Squeeta2]

A parent who is a nurse will hear her child cry out in pain & ask the following questions:

Is there blood? Can you see the bone? If yes go to:

How much?

If no: You'll live then.

[Love-A-Nurse]

These are great!