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Old Jul 25, 2002, 02:38 PM
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Here is one I just thought of, and it can been taken anyway you all like.

"You rely more on a person's LOC (level of consciousness) than you do their IQ"

LOL

Nick

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Old Jul 25, 2002, 02:49 PM
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I know I am not the only one that has gone over to someone's home, went to the bathroom and assessed all the prescription meds in the medicine cabinet.
"..oh my, Jake is taking Viagra! BWAHHH HAHAHAHAH!"

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Old Jul 25, 2002, 02:52 PM
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OH MAN!!!! Thats bad!!!!!!!!

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Old Jul 25, 2002, 02:59 PM
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Your 80 year old father, with congestive heart failure runs as fast as he can to get his feet elevated because he doesn't want the lecture AGAIN.

You do the happy dance when your pt finally farts

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Old Jul 25, 2002, 03:12 PM
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I'm glad that I am not the only one who gets a laugh out of orthopods "reading" cardiograms, looking at how people at using their assistive devices (i.e. slings, canes, walkers), wanting to know the colour of things, checking the pulse and resp cycle of my beau, as he has his apnec spells while sleeping...and chest pain, I carry the stethoscope at all times. I have a big purse...

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Old Jul 26, 2002, 05:10 AM
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LMAO,,,,,,,,,,

omg,,,,,,, I Am a nurse,,,,,,,,,, lol
``Moon~~

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Old Jul 26, 2002, 11:34 AM
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[quote]Originally posted by paigenp
! How about when the first thing you do when you get home is run to the bathroom. Even worse stripping off your scrubs while on the toilet because you can't stand to be in them another minute

Paige:
I do that every night.

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Old Jul 26, 2002, 11:49 AM
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You know when you are a nurse when the school nurse phones you up and tells you

" I think you better take your son to the emergency room for an Xray on his foot"

When you ask them

" Give me a definition of a fracture! Sorry he does not have any of those and he walked to school"

Finally you relent

GUESS WHAT FRACTURE

[true story]

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Old Jul 26, 2002, 12:12 PM
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hey true story, my dad had given me a full size bed only forgot to include the bolts no prob as any of you know I had a bunch of nursing tape just taped the frame where bolts should have been Its been a year and the bed is holding up great, got the bolts somewhere but figure why mess with a good thing, ha

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Old Jul 26, 2002, 01:08 PM
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Oh MY GAWD! These are hilarious!

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