[mtgirl63]

ROFL These are all so great, and so true!!!

You know you're a nurse when you tuck your sick child into bed and tell them "if you need anything, just use your call light." OOPS!!! Guess you'll just have to call out for me!!

[Slugger]

Oh man..... these are too funny!!! And so true!!!

Thanks for making my day!

[Zee_RN]

Originally posted by Jamesdotter
I dunno--I was on a plane last month when the man in the next seat, apropos of nothing, turned to me and asked "Are you a nurse?" "Why do you ask?" "You look like one (!!)"

So, does that mean you can tell a nurse because you LOOK like one?

I was looking at a treadmill at Sears the other day and asking questions about it. At one point, the salesman said the same thing, "Are you a nurse?" Astounded, I said, "yes, how did you know?!" He said, "Oh, I don't know...you just look like a nurse and you sound like a nurse too." Hmmm!!! Just what does that mean?! Was I inadvertently assessing him?! LOL.

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[Jay-Jay]

Speaking of pagers!! I was sleeping after a night shift, and had left my pager on the dresser. It went off, I stumbled out of bed, tripped over the couch at the end of the bed, and BROKE MY TOE!!


It was the office paging me, asking me to work again that night. I had to tell them no. I was off work for 3 or 4 weeks....

boy, was the dispatcher embarrassed!

[chrisrob]

you know your a nurse when your kids start spouting medical terminology at you and the sad thing is they know what it means at least you know that their going to get good grades in anatomy at school course their frriends think their mad or maybe they excuse it all with there mums a nurse my 99 yer old can do beter CPR than a lot of doctors i Know so if have an MI i want her by my bed 24/7 plus on duty we can close our eyes on our brek open them on the dot whent the break over and carry on

[chrisrob]

not my 99 year old my 9 year old although sometimes i think shes 99

[hunter]

when ur cat has an id band instead of a collar

[lncmitch]

huh?

[Aussienurse2]

You know youre a nurse when most of your hems are held up with micropore, your first aid kit contains no commercially available dressings, when the kids have friends over and they hurt themselves the kids do the dressings, you know about 500 non-medical things you can use a pair of clamps for, you have a full set of cancer council coffee cups.