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Old Mar 18, 1999, 10:15 AM
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Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?" The second kid said, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-o and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"
The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"
The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."
The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

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