#1 Nursing Resource: 806,000 unique visitors per month

Log in   Sign up   Why join?   | Layout: Switch to narrow layout Color: gold style blue style rose style
Nursing Community for Nurses
Home Forums Articles Specialty Students Region Career Resources

Advanced Search Site Help Site Map

Tweety Bird



Currently Online
Members: 95
Guests: 883
978

Job Spotlight
Sales & Customer Service Rep
Broughton, Illinois
Forum Spotlight
Distance Learning for Nursing

Nursing Degrees

Nursing Articles

The Patient I Failed
Patients Who Have Changed My Life
Rocking Camille
"I'm Leaving You Here....."
The most beautiful curls I'd ever seen
Patients who have changed our lives
We are so lucky....
The Little Old Lady
John Doe
Remember the days before my death
Submit An Article

Nursing Jobs

Job Seeker: Employer:

Scrubs & Gear

Newsletter

Subscribe to the free allnurses.com email newsletter. We will keep you informed of nursing news, articles, discussions, and more.

Enter your email address:

Read current:
Nursing Newsletter

How-To allnurses

allnurses videos

Welcome to allnurses: A Nursing Community for Nurses

The largest most active online nursing community. Join 302,389 nurses from around the world to learn, communicate, and network. For full allnurses.com access, register today - it's free! Problems during registration? Please don't hesitate to contact support.

Would you like to comment?
Join or Login if already a member.
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old Feb 23, 2004, 08:33 PM
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2004
Talking Tweety Bird

A young girl brings her canary to the Vetanerian, because her dear friend hasn’t chirped in a few days. After a few moments, the Vet says to the young lady that the bird has passed.

The young lady says, “ are you absolutely sure”? Tweety is such a great pal. Everybody loves Tweety.

The doctor says, “I’m terribly sorry dear, but unfortunately Tweety is gone”!

Remembering conversations that her mom always has between other physicians; the young lady says, “well, I want a second opinion”.

So immediately the Veterinarian lets out a loud and long whistle.
And this gorgeous Golden Labrador Retriever jumps up on the table, and begins to take deep inhalations of Tweety’s boy odor for about a minute. Then takes his nose and nudges little Tweety. After a few moments the Lab turns around, jumps on the floor, holding his head down, and whining as he leaves the room.

The Vet looks at the young girl, and says “see… I told you, unfortunately, Tweety is gone”!

The girl, says “well that’s not good enough, I want to make absolutely sure”.
“I want one more opinion”.

And with that, the vet says, “here kitty-kitty-kitty”, “here kitty-kitty”.
Seconds later, this fabulous gray Persian cat leaps on the table, and starts licking Tweety’s face and belly. Then she begins to gently stroke Tweey’s head. After about 15 seconds, the Persian, starts meowing in such an unhappy fashion and leaves the room as well.

The Vet looked at the young girl and feeling horrible inside and said, “well dear, I’m terribly sorry. We all concur with my original diagnosis”.

So the young girl says, “thank you Dr. for trying and I really appreciate your effort.
How much do I owe you for your time”?

The doctor waits a moment and responds by saying “$350.00’.
The young girl says, “that’s highway robbery.
You want me to pay you $350.00 for a 15 minute diagnosis, and my friend is dead”?

The Vet said, “I would’ve charged you the standard office visit of $15.00 for my original evaluation; but I had to charge you extra for the Lab-Report and Cat-Scan”…

Top
  #2  
Old Feb 24, 2004, 05:43 AM
Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003


Top
Sponsored Links
 
Would you like to comment?
Join or Login if already a member.



Currently Active Users Viewing: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search



New To Site?
Need Help?

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:30 AM.

Tweety Bird

Copyright © 1996-2008, allnurses.com. All rights reserved.  allnurses.com, Inc. Advertising Information