Top 10 Reasons I Love Chocolate
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TOP 10 REASONS I LOVE CHOCOLATE
10. Better than sex -- most of the time.
9. There is always more at the store.
8. It makes my mouth happy.
7. Something fun to do alone.
6. Cheaper than Prozac.
5. Surprise centers.
4. Hides easily in my pocket.
3. Two words -- mood swings.
2. Comes in pretty boxes.
AND THE #1 REASON "I LOVE CHOCOLATE" IS.........
Being addicted won't get you arrested.
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