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Old Sep 26, 2004, 06:59 PM
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1. P*** My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift


3. Perpetual Munching Spree


4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing


8. Pimples May Surface


9. P*** My Sweatpants


10. Pissy Mood Syndrome


11. Plainly; Men Suck


12. Pack My Stuff ...and lastly...


13. Potential Murder Suspect

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Old Sep 26, 2004, 07:06 PM
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Those are great, Fran!! Definitely better than mine (**** and Moan Syndrome). Thanks for the laugh!

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Old Sep 26, 2004, 07:32 PM
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Those are great, Fran!! Definitely better than mine (**** and Moan Syndrome). Thanks for the laugh!
Glad you like em Marla.

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Old Sep 27, 2004, 08:31 PM
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Any Nurse Manager out there should enjoy this on--
PMS=Putting Out the Monthly Schedule.
Now that is a PMS I can relate too!!!

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Lol!

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FANTASTIC!!!!!!!

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