[Franemtnurse]

On his first day of classes at a university,
a student took a front row seat in a literature
course.
The professor told them they would be
responsible for reading five books, and that
he would provide them with a list of authors
from which they could choose.
Then he ambled over to the lecturn, took
out his class notes and began, 'Baker, Black,
Brooks, Carter, Cook....'
The new student was working feverishly to get
down the names, when he felt a tap on his
shoulder.
The student in back of him whispered 'He's
taking attendance!'

[Rhoresmith]

funny funny feel like I been there done that