[MamaT]

I have a serious question, but I'm posting it here because it is pretty darn funny. Last fall during typical first-quarter classes...one topic being contamination of sterile fields...a thought occurred to me. In A&P we were told that if you can smell something, then there are particles of it floating in the air. So obviously, when you smell the remains of someone passing gas, you're inhaling poopie particles, right? Well, if a sneeze can contaminate a sterile field, what about the particles floating around from pfffffttttttt?! I mean, they have to land somewhere, right? Anything above the waist is potentially able to contaminate, so if that smell wafts up to your nose, what's to stop that from landing on your sterile field? I know, I know, that's pretty cheesy...but the prof actually had to ask a physician about it because she didn't know.

[sunnyjohn]

ROFL!!!!

I thought the smell from a fart was caused by the escaping methane gas??

[Medic9]

There's more to a flatus (dare I say fart?) than just methane gas. Firstly and I think most obviously (yet we are loathe to admit it) is that the gases do pick up various things on its way out. It has no choice since its going down the path. However, most of the smells are combinations of mercaptans and sulfides (read: sulfur). I do believe there are other gases involved as well.

Anyway, it couldn't be just one gas because as we all can attest, farts smell different from person to person and even from meal to meal within individuals. Basically, how a fart will smell will depend on the meals eaten. Beans produce high volumes of gas but provide little stench, meats and eggs on the other hand seem to produce vile smelling gas.

Without becoming disgusting, I'd imagine that particulate matter in various forms is picked up and expelled, but (no pun intended) I suspect that your cotton (you do wear cotton don't you?) underwear will trap that up. But I cannot say this with absolute authority.

The moral of the story? Don't eat steak and eggs over a bed of beans.

[psalm_55]

to avoid contamination of a sterile field from a sneeze, i sneeze toward the floor. perhaps we need to implement a new policy re: gas passing. interesting . . . i can just see physicians and nurses dropping to the floor . . .

[Indy]

No, I'm not going to squat suddenly to fart while trying to put in a foley!

[goats'r'us]

what a brilliant question! and one that is sure to make us all go hmm...

the bigger question is, how can we stop this contamination?

i can envision stick-on bags that cover your anus so that you can toot away to your hearts content, with the little bag puffing up as the only proof of what's going on downstairs.

any better ideas?

[MamaT]

I think the guys on Mythbusters need to take on the task of determining actual contamination.

[MamaT]

Ya know, I once saw a skit on either SNL or MadTV...it was a fake commercial for an anal plug that made your toots sound like a phone ringing or whatever you wanted. Maybe someone could make a plug that filters.

[abasel_99]

hhhhhh u r right

[abasel_99]

there must be attached va ccumes used by staff for these situations hhhh