True story, and it happened to me, I swear!
Back in '91 when I busted up my leg and ankle dunking off a picnic table (that may sound pretty dumb but it wasn't the table I got hurt on, it was the freak offbalance crash landing, had tried to hang on the rim with my fingernails. Didn't work), I got a 25 mile ambulance ride down to the Hospital in AR. The rest, as they say is history. Leg and ankle broken in 5 places all told, ORIF the next morning, they kept me 3 extra days b/c my blood pressure had jumped up during surgery and they couldn't figure out a reason for it. Did a renal scan and cystoscopy, both inconclusive, sent me home with a couple meds. Turned out all it was, was they just kept making me madder b/c they kept telling me I couldn't go home just yet. Well anyways.
Some months later, I got the itemized hospital bill and read through it. Fascinating documents, itemized bills. Stryker cordless drill, $31.....general surgery, major, $2731.45....and so on. Lots of pain injections and meds. But two entries stood out. Tuesday morning, two injections, sodium pentothal 500mg. That sounds like an awful lot. Hmm.....but I got hurt on Sunday evening and had my operation Monday morning. It took them quite a bit of gas before I went under, but I definitely don't recall them doing anything of note Tuesday morning, and I certainly was awake and alert all day
I showed it to a friend of mine in college and he quipped "Son, they executed you.......and you never knew it!"
So do tell me, have I used up one of my nine lives or not? I'd bet on a billing department typo or some error, but can anyone tell me if I might actually have received those injections (I found the anesthesia they gassed me with separately, so I don't think it was used for the surgery or any other procedure). Inquiring minds wanna know
Tom