[ails]

Nurse 1: Hey, why do you have a thermometer on your year?
Nurse 2: Oh my, which ass did I put my pen into?

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In the mental institution, one of the patients is singing while
in bed (in supine position). Later on, the patient turned into
prone. The nurse asked, "Why did you turn?" The patient
replied, "Are you nuts? It's side B already!"

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Hope I find more

[spydercadet]

What's the difference between psych nurses and psych patients???

The patients get better : )

[chelli73]

very funny!!! keep em comin'!

[chelli73]

ok heres a couple, i could not resist: probably been heard before though,

1. *did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?
*it took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work anymore!!!

2. *Doctor: what is the status of the boy who swallowed 8 quarters?
*Nurse: No change yet...

hardy har har har, right!!??

[JBudd]

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral one?

the taste

[jaylonot]

those are great!

[Thanet]

Originally Posted by spydercadet

What's the difference between psych nurses and psych patients???

The patients get better : )

The real difference is that WE get paid...

[dearnelia]

What is the meaning of NURSES?

N = aughty sometimes
U = npredictable
R = omantic w/
S = ense of humor
E = xtraordinary &
S = exy all the way

SMILE!!!
lots of love!!!

[scunurse]

What's the difference between a nun and a nurse?

A nun is required to worship only one God!

[Lara911]

What is the difference between god and a surgeon?
God doesn't take himself for a surgeon...