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Old Feb 15, 2008, 07:14 PM
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Talking joke - Shingles

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, "Shingles."
The doctor asked, "Where?"
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck.
Where do you want me to unload 'em??"

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Old Feb 15, 2008, 09:11 PM
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Re: Shingles

LMAO!!!!

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Old Feb 15, 2008, 09:26 PM
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Hi Fran,

Very funny. I just wanted to say hi. This is Bobbi.

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Old Feb 16, 2008, 12:57 PM
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Re: Shingles

should have known that was coming. very funny.

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Old Feb 16, 2008, 03:08 PM
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Re: Shingles

LMAOL!!!

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Old Feb 16, 2008, 07:36 PM
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Re: Shingles

Originally Posted by sullivan4evergrl View Post
Hi Fran,

Very funny. I just wanted to say hi. This is Bobbi.
Glad you recognized me Bobbi. Yes there is a wealth of info here. Everything you could imagine and then some. Even some shinglesI'm going to send you a PM.

The long time members know about my humorous posts. After all, humor is definitely excellent medicine. Just think of its benefits. It reduces stress, therefore it also reduces BP. It also relaxes some and even gets them off to sleep. It even has healing properties. Now if I can just figure out how to get myself off of this here extension cord I'm attached to. Any ideas?

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