[gentlegiver]

On the end of all my E-Mails..

"Life is worth living, so, go on and live it!"

At work:
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

To my daughters:
This is not a democracy, it's a monarchy and I'm the queen!

[gentlegiver]

For my Dad:
You have two ears and one mouth for a reason...listen twice as much as you talk. You just may learn something interesting ... then again......

[cursenurse]

For the shoe lovers among us:

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. ~Author Unknown

[coltsgrl]

Originally Posted by orcagrrrl2003

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I'm only on page 17, but had to put this one back on top!!!!

[Praiser]

Thanks for the Laugh ! I love it !

[Sisukas]

"It's fun until someone loses an eye. Then...Hey! Free eyeball!"

[BBFRN]

Here's my favorite for when someone is trying to BS me:

"Tell that junk to the tourists. I live here."

[siouxsieyq]

Originally Posted by futureTMA

Maxine "When life gives you lemons, put them in your bra"

see mine below

to add.... " if life gives you lemons, make lemonaide. Then find someone whos life has given them vodka and have a party" Think its from Ron White, Blue Collar comedy tour

[Pat_Pat RN]

We had little stickers in the ER to give to kids. They had some cartoon characters on them. One said "We care". One of our docs wrote under that, "Just not about that." I thought it was hillarious. I use that as my sig sometimes.

*People, in general, are stupid.

[Pat_Pat RN]

"Saving lives and stamping out disease."
"I think I'm done with this day."