[donmurray]

Early this morning Reuters reported that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, protractor, compass, set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possesses weapons of maths instruction.

[gwenith]

[nursebedlam]