[prmenrs]

One father of 4 girls told me when the 1st one hit 12, he was going to "get a pit bull terrier w/AIDS and put it in the front yard".

[JustaPatient]

the only problem I see with them is rule 8. movies with chainsaws may not be smart either. she may get so scared she needs to be held.

[zamboni]

Originally Posted by JustaPatient

the only problem I see with them is rule 8. movies with chainsaws may not be smart either. she may get so scared she needs to be held.

I agree. Rule 8 has problems...only mine is with this line...

Hockey games are okay.

I may be an adult, but I'm still a daughter. And if you want to win my heart, take me to a hockey game! (I told my BF that if he ever does anything stupid like buys me a diamond engagement ring, I'm gonna hock it for season tickets...and not invite him as punishment for not knowing what to buy me in the first place!)

[Daywalker]

*snort* I live in Leafs country, and with the way they've been performing for the last 20 years, the hockey game is the lace to go to break up.

[FC_boi]

I like rule number 4...hahaha

[siouxsieyq]

Reminds me of the "application to date my daughter" that floated around our house. Asked questions like "Do you own a van?" and "Next of kin?" My father also enjoyed showing perspective suiters his hunting equiptment and the blank spot on the wall between the two deer heads with a sign that said "reserved"