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Cubby · #1 Sep 06, 2004, 08:21 PM

What do you call a deer with one eye?

I have no eye deer!!!!

nursebedlam · #2 Sep 06, 2004, 09:36 PM

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He's all right now.

*cheerfuldoer* · #3 Sep 06, 2004, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by Cubby

What do you call a deer with one eye?

I have no eye deer!!!!

That is too funny!

nursebedlam · #4 Sep 07, 2004, 12:59 AM

Q. Why was the sand wet?

A. Because the sea weed.

Farkinott · #5 Sep 07, 2004, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by Cubby

What do you call a deer with one eye?

I have no eye deer!!!!

Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A:Still no idea!

malenurse1 · #6 Sep 07, 2004, 03:49 AM

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Beacuse they taste funny!

Cubby · #7 Sep 21, 2004, 10:03 PM

What do you call a celibate deer with one eye and no legs???

Still no f @**&*#& eye deer

sb22 · #8 Sep 23, 2004, 10:24 PM

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?

maire · #9 Sep 25, 2004, 04:03 PM

I think I'm hyperventilating!

omotayoRN70 · #10 Sep 25, 2004, 04:54 PM

In the city of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

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