[jnette]

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain
about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore,
went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing
happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

[nowplayingEDRN]

Now that requires a soak in the tub after that abrasive humor.....

[sanakruz]

Aren't his hands made of wood too? Guess he discovered an emery board his girlfriend left behind

Ok, I'm expansive today. I'll leave now. Bye.

[jnette]

Originally posted by sanakruz
Aren't his hands made of wood too? Guess he discovered an emery board his girlfriend left behind

Ok, I'm expansive today. I'll leave now. Bye.

No, Silly ! Read it again !

[Good_Queen_Bess]

I thought rubbing two pieces of wood together made fire. Or hasn't fire been discovered yet in America? Sorry, couldn't resist!